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I think I know that one! Wait how have you kept your job this long?
im alright at it, my english is good and they learned to enjoy my great sense of humor, if you get mad you lose!
That was totally a joke. I am not very good at word play and now the world knows it.
its okay, im bad at jokes too, on my second day at work our trainer asked us to tell a joke and i told a dead prostitute full of cum joke, they werent impressed
Lantern Corps... Is that like a dead lamp person?
no that would be corpse, was that a joke? im sorry
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TRUTH. Yeah, i especially liked the “haha that’s so gay, are you a nerd cos i’m a nerd’ shit. seriously how do people like that function.
everyone is a nerd now though! i was reading my deadpool comic at work and this guy that was in training to get hired was like, ARE YOU LIKE A HUGE NERD? DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT LIZARD CROCODILE GUY FROM SPIDERMAN? uhhh the lizard? NONO ITS A GREEN ONE, scorpion, NO HES BIG AND LIKE A CROCODILE, uhhhh no i cant think of it, are you sure youre not talking about killer croc? hes a batman villain, NO WHAT I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BATMAN AND SPIDERMAN, (i show him killer croc on my computer) OH YEAH HIM.
He also said that hawkeye was a completelly useless faggot, because he wore purple and doesnt have any superpowers, im glad they fired him
moon-queen-riri replied to your chat: conversations with a stranger
U.M. WAT
things i have to deal with, im not an elitist or consider myself much of a comic book nerd, i just like what i like and know what i know but i hate when people try so hard to have something in common with you that they pretend they know about something and they dont know shit, just go listen to your fucking panamanian reggaeton and leave me alone, yknow?
Stranger: hey! i like your shirt
me: th..thanks
S: thats the guy from that avengers movie right? why is he wearing a mask?
M: because thats his original costume, he wears a mask and most of his suit is purple
s: haha thats so gay, are you a nerd? im kind of a nerd
m: i dont uh i dont know, i dont call myself a nerd but i guess im kind of nerdy
s: me too! have you ever seen that big bang theory show? i have a shirt that says bazinga! i actually started saying bazingo because i figured bazinga ends with an a so its the femenine of the word hahaha
m: i dont even, what, i cant even, what am i supposed to say to that?
s: its great! he talks about batman and sometimes he wears a green lantern shirt and sometimes a bunch of other ones that have a cool logo, a purple and a red one
m: yeah those are the and red lantern corps and indigo tribe's logos
s: whats that?
m: .... that just uhm, just like the green lanterns but different color
s: oh oh! and in that movie, who was that last guy? is it true that hes the god of death?
m: what? no, hes a titan, i actually wish i had his left glove with all of the gems in it so i could punch you and end this conversation
s: he...has a glove? with gems on it? why?
m: gotta go bye
dcu:
After much speculation, we can reveal that Green Lantern Alan Scott will come out as gay in DC Comics’ forthcoming issue of EARTH TWO #2.
First Northstar from the Marvel universe and now Green Lantern! Hooray! :)
I wanted to wait to report this from one of the most respected organizations in the country.
This is a very good thing.
this is meh, why do it with a character from the 40s that no one cares about, if you want to make a statement make Hal Jordan gay, or hey how about batman or superman(after that fruity “im sentimental superman” movie i can see him being gay)? now that would make a statement, this is meh
guys that just send girls unwanted photos of their dicks, do they ever get a “OMG GIVE ME THAT DICK IM DRIVING ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO SIT ON IT!”
Im asking because im not smooth at all and i have no “game” so if it works hey! im willing to give it a try!
…no im not, keep your dicks in your pants fellahs, if she didnt ask for it she probably doesnt want to see your awful dick
