February 2012
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In this episode i get preachy, im sorry
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if you use whatsapp
send me a message and ill send you my shit so we can “connect” ayoo
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Things ive said after sex
well that was fun wasnt it?!
yeah ive been eating pineapple, why?
thats definitely happened before
ill be right back, need to wash the chocolate off my butthole
this definitely smells like my parents room, oh goddammit
wanna go again?
okay lets make quesadillas now!
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Things ive said during sex
You alright?
yeah it jumps sometimes
you definitely look better naked, high five!
I’m sorry, i didnt know that wasnt real hair, im sure you can re-attach it, right?
I think you just broke my balls
(whispering) come to butthead…what no nothing
are your parents home?
I think your cat is staring at my butt
youre going to love this story!
catcher, Victor Martinez, primera base,...
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I pride myself in my Mighty Ducks references.
– Worst pick up line. Go away. Where are the cameras? I’m getting Punk’d right now. I am getting Punk’d every day of my life.
I am on an Eastern European TV show where everyone is laughing at my life.
(via heyveronica)
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Plans for my day off?
listening to the whole De La Soul discography while playing videogames all day, party
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