January 2011
Im wearing the worst pair of boxers i own because...
good thing im not getting laid or else it could be preeetttyyy embarassing
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Does anyone remember that Kids in the Hall episode...
remirobbins:
It’s all I’ve been doing all day. Squishing their heads.
i do this everyday, every.day.
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December 2010
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moshedbrotatoes:
wayoutofline:
R. Kelly -...
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looseleaves:
iamdonald:
Feel bad about some...
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Bitches Ain't Shit but Good People
a vegan girl that listens to "folk punk, and folk...
Irony.
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No pupils to see
Ours eyes to the ground
Our feet pound loud
But there’s no one around
The shout of the night
The room fills with light
The sky makes a deafening sound
Throw me a bone, feed me a line
Pour a hard drink for harder times
I’m the king of the gutters, the prince of the dogs
One or the other, a ship lost in the fog
that awkward moment when you dont know how to hit...
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“There’s a reason it’s called ‘girls gone wild’ and not ‘women gone wild’. When...”
– Louis C.K. (via cellocase)
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This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've... →
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“The bible is literally the world’s oldest game of telephone.”
– David Cross, from David Cross: Bigger and Blackerer (via fuckanddestroy)
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“The bible is literally the world’s oldest game of telephone.”
– David Cross, from David Cross: Bigger and Blackerer (via fuckanddestroy)
I really just cannot stand David Bowie
remiswallows:
Oh my God
^^^^^
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Anonymous asked: you're so cute.
Anonymous asked: you're so cute.
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busybeetalks asked: so...at a bar, do you usually disrobe and eat your food nakie...or do you not get overheated in public?
busybeetalks asked: so...at a bar, do you usually disrobe and eat your food nakie...or do you not get overheated in public?
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