February 2012
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goddammit white girl
shutupmexican:
jokes that would be funnier if someone else told them because i suck at telling jokes since i have terrible timing and a stupid accent pt 8
this one is a quickie
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shutupmexican:
jokes that would be funnier if someone else told them because i suck at telling jokes since i have terrible timing and a stupid accent pt 7
shutupmexican:
jokes that would be funnier if someone else told them because i suck at telling jokes since i have terrible timing and a stupid accent pt 5
Anonymous asked: MORE JOKE VIDEOS
glamourgirlsandwhiskey asked: you almost sound autralian in your new video :P
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shutupmexican:
In this episode i get preachy, im sorry
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Mike Relm - The Scott Pilgrim Remix
if you use whatsapp
send me a message and ill send you my shit so we can “connect” ayoo
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Things ive said after sex
- Well that was fun wasnt it?!
-Yeah ive been eating pineapple, why?
-Thats definitely happened before
-Ill be right back, need to wash the chocolate off my butthole
-This definitely smells like my parents room, oh goddammit
-Wanna go again?
-Okay lets make quesadillas now!
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Things ive said during sex
- You alright?
- Yeah it jumps sometimes
- You definitely look better naked, high five!
- I’m sorry, i didnt know that wasnt real hair, im sure you can re-attach it, right?
- I think you just broke my balls
- (whispering) come to butthead…what no nothing
- Are your parents home?
- I think your cat is staring at my butt
- Youre going to love this story!
- Catcher, Victor...
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I pride myself in my Mighty Ducks references.
– Worst pick up line. Go away. Where are the cameras? I’m getting Punk’d right now. I am getting Punk’d every day of my life.
I am on an Eastern European TV show where everyone is laughing at my life.
(via heyveronica)
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